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Standardized Test Learning Objectives


BY Harlan Stewart


1. English Language Arts
How to read English
How to bubble answers

2. Math
How to read English
How to count
How to bubble answers
How to operate a calculator

3. Science
How to read English
How to bubble answers
How to operate a calculator
Wear goggles when handling deadly chemicals
Clean up after yourself in the lab

4. Social Studies
How to read English
How to bubble answers
How to regurgitate previously unfamiliar information from a table or map
Jamestown was founded in 1607
Jamestown was founded in 1607
Jamestown was founded in 1607

— Harlan Stewart
McSweeney's

2010-05-13

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