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Happiness is No Longer in Anyone's Lesson Plan

Posted: 2010-03-23

--from "Spring," When Childhood Collides with NCLB

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Phoneme segmentation fluency,

Hallowed be thy name.

Happiness no longer

In anybody's lesson plan.

Nor knowledge.

Data is all.



Look up the synonym for data

And you get "poop sheet."

Shakespeare said

The poop was beaten gold.

Send Education Trust the recipe.



The Business Roundtable,

Education Trust, Bill Gates,

And New York Times editorial agree:

If you can't count it,

It doesn't count.



Where's the measurement device

For CEOs, politicos, media pundits,

Parents, neighbors, mothers-in-law?



What counts for

Actuaries, admen, airline attendants, archeologists, astrologers, auto mechanics,

Bakers, bankers, baccarat dealers, Bingo callers, boatswains

Candlestick makers, cardiologists, cartographers, chimney sweeps, clergymen,

Data miners, dentists, die cutters, door hangers, drafters, drapers, drummers,

Economists, editorialists, electricians, embroiderers, escorts, euphemists,

Farmers, fingerprint technologists, firemen, flagpole sitters, florists, forklift operators,

Gardeners, gazebo builders, glass blowers, graphic designers, grocery baggers

Handwriting experts, handicappers, home health aides, hotel clerks, hypnotists,

Ice cream makers, insulators, insurance agents, interior decorators

Jacks-of-all-trades, janitors, jewelers, journalists, judo instructors,

Kennel operators, keno runners, kitchen remodelers, knife sharpeners,

Labor organizers, lab technicians, landscapers, lawyers, legal secretaries, loggers,

Machinists, magicians, manicurists, milliners, ministers, morticians, musicians,

Naturopaths, necromancers, nuclear engineers, nursing home owners, nutritionists

Occupational therapists, oceanographers, oil tycoons, optometric technicians, orderlies,

Pest controllers, pharmacists, pianists, plumbers, pole climbing instructors, psychiatrists, puppeteers,

Quarry miners, quick draw artists, quilters, quiz show hosts,

Radiologists, realtors, recruiters, riggers, roofers, rubber stampers, rubbish removers,

Security guards, software engineers, sportscasters, statisticians, stockbrokers, surgeons,

Tattooers, taxi drivers, taxi dancers, taxidermists, telemarketers, tree surgeons, tutors,

Umpires, upholsterers, urban planners, urologists, used car dealers,

Ventriloquist, veterinarians, videographers, violinists, vivisectionists,

Wedding planners, wait staff, welders, Windows Explorer technicians, window washers

X-Ray technicians, xylophonists

Yacht builders, yeomen, yoga instructors, yurt builders, yes-men,

Zeppelin inspectors, zitherists, zookeepers, and Zoroastrians?



We only test the young.

Test 'em until they move on

To the real world

Or are broken by the Standardisto hammer

Standards are the hammer the corporate-politico-media cartel uses

To crush children

Into submission,

Trumpeting with each blow

They've hit the nail on the head.



Media pundits call it cultural transformation;

Teachers call it the destruction of a generation.

It is not the business of eight-year-olds to search for scatological humor in their kill drill.





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