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Testing Tongue Twister: How Many Tests?

by Richard Lakin

How many tests can a test taker take if a test taker detests tests:


Pretests, post-tests
Spelling tests, math tests
Pop tests, diagnostic tests
Reading tests, take home tests
Fitness tests, I. Q. tests
Diagnostic tests, state tests
Multiple choice tests, matching tests
Essay tests, multiple intelligence tests
Criterion tests, achievement tests
Placement tests, make up tests
High stakes tests, minimal competency tests
Culturally biased tests, performance tests
And lest we forget: No Child Left Behind tests

Tests, tests, and More TESTS!

Detesters and Protesters: rest from the tests,
save your best for the QUEST!



Shorter Version

How many tests can a test taker
take if a test taker detests tests?

Nt enough tests
To test the stuff
Test givers give
To test the stuff they stuff

Enough!

— Richard Lakin

2007-05-16


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