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Margaret Spellings Walks Into a Bar. . . .

Ohanian Comment: Okay, not one person in my family thought this was funny. Not one. I still think it is a great opening line. I invite readers to submit better follow-ups.

Margaret Spellings, Eli Broad, Bill Gates, Katie Haycock, Harold McGraw III, Edward Rust, Reg Weaver, and Ted Kennedy walk into a bar.

Wouldn't you have thought one of them would have noticed it there?

— anon.



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